05.13.
That Counter Is Not A Chair
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I dont see a problem with that. I do it too with my daughter so I can pay and she doesn’t run off. Not like you eat off that counter
Well Liz, this site is owned by 3 rings, which also owns People of Walmart. They also happen to be some of the most judgmental religious fanatics on the internet this side of westboro!
that’s just groce ppls food gets set there
Just because yooooouuu do it doesn’t mean it isn’t against any health codes designed to protect the general public. People still touch that counter, including employees, who don’t want any germs from anybody’s ass. You do know where meningitis comes from right? It is thanks to people who do this shit that people with weakened immune systems catch it and only 1 percent make it back from the brink of death. Those that survive end up wishing they were dead during the slow recovery that can take over 12 months of not being able to survive without assistance. Keep ahold of your kids a better way. They make wrist leashes and leash backpacks with animals.
It;s a problem becasue your stupid kids nasty ass is where my food will be. Tell you what, let me run around all day and get nice and swaety, then plant my ass on your kitchen counter…I mean, it’s not like you eat off that counter, right?
But they serve the food on that very counter, so, keep your dam ass off of it !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah on a tray. And like the money and people’s hands are not any dirtier? I mainly do it at the bank and other places like that, not really food
I hate it when the customers put their kids on the counter. Not only are they passing fecal germs on to others, the kids run the risk of falling off and getting injured, which will in turn be the establishment’s fault. And before someone tries to tell me I’m wrong about the germs, did you know that the bottom of a purse carries the most E.coli? It comes from placing the purse in the child’s seat in a shopping cart. Keep your kids off of the counters!
It’s not that we eat off of it, it’s NOT CLASSY. Do you live in a rusted-out pickup truck, too!? Jesus Christ.
It IS definitely wrong. I have a 4 year old son, and I have never let him sit on the counter at any restaurant. Quit being lazy and hold your child or have him hold onto you. Sheesh.
I hope a Catholic priest wasn’t standing behind them!
I work at a fast food place and there are a lot of people who do this. Often these kids are crawling all over the counter and trying to grab stuff. We even had a kid ripe off the credit card machine and threw it on the ground. We couldn’t get it to work after that. Some of these kids are really sick, they would cough and sneeze all over the place. I can’t do anything about it. I did once ask a parent to not put her kid on the counter because they kid was sneezing/coughing toward where the food was at. She got pissed at me telling me don’t her what to do with her kids. She then demanded a manager who had to give her food for free because she was sooooo upset.
@YA Sounds to me like this “loving Mother” Has figured out yet another way to score a free meal!!! Fucking Bottomfeeders!!!!
Necessity is the motherhood of invention. First, it was the Sneeze Guard. Now we’ll have the Ass Guard. I’m wondering if this mom would also have her non-soiled kid’s ass sitting directly on her burger and fries since it’s clean enough for the counter. I also agree with the dirty money comment.
With the kid leash some see that as abuse. My sister had one for her son and some lady said we were abusing my nephew. I do agree with the sitting on the counter that is disgusting. Granted there is usually a seprate part of the counter where the food is served but still that is nasty.
Here’s a novel thought for those who think this nasty way of corralling your rug monkey is perfectly ok.
Teach your kid to behave in public. If they don’t behave, take them immediately to the car (without whatever you went to get), and take them home.
Repeat as necessary.
Amazingly enough, without applying hand to butt, the kids STILL learn quickly that going home without whatever they went to get as a direct result of misbehavior really sucks.
And personally, I don’t want your kid’s nasty, potentially skid marked ass anywhere within 3′ of where my food might sit…tray or not. I don’t want my hands to touch whatever crawled off your kid’s ass.
This is disgusting and Liz is a complete moron! This is NOT ok! I don’t want your brat’s nasty germs or dirty ass sitting where my food tray goes! I’ll bring my kids to your house when they are sick with their drawers all full of shit and let them sit on your counters, see how you like that! Dumb skank!
People do that all the time where I work and it fine until they tear up the counter and its kinda annoying but it more annoying when they swung on the metal bars cause they are loose and metal!
I worked in a store with glass cases and people would sit their kids on them…THEY ARE GLASS, people! I would ask politely for them not to do that, pointing out that the counter is made of GLASS and they would get really mad that I pointed out their stupidity.
Yeah butts on counter so what? people pay with the dirty dollar bills and then put their dirty hands on the counter. the kid would actually have to take a dump on the counter to even come close to making it as dirty and the money you all are handling on a daily basis. And how many of you outraged people wash your hands before you eat. Bottom line if you want to eat a germ free meal Wash your hands (and use a paper towel to turn the faucet off and open the door) before you eat.
with all that said on days my kids don’t want to listen well I keep them stroller bound or on a leash.
Don’t think it is right but find it very funny everyone is up in arms over a kids sitting on the counter BUT no one thinks twice about women putting their purses on the counter to get out money. Purses touch the ground, bathroom floors, restaurant floors, etc … they are dirtier than toilets.
Why is it none of you are asking why her hands are burried in the kids crotch? And yes ass on counter is gross as well!
Seriously, Liz you are trying to justify putting a child on ANY counter and that makes sense? I have had two kids and NEVER did I have to worry about paying the cashier or taking care of banking AND paying attention to where my kids where. IT’s CALLED PARENTING and WATCHING your children. My parents did it the rare times we went out, that must be the breakdown. I have NEVER EVER struck my daughter in any way nor have I ever yelled at her. Don’t get me wrong I do believe in spanking (I GOT PLENTY and well deserved every single one of them) It’s just never come to that with my child. IT’S CALL MOMMY BEING MOMMY AND DADDY BEING DADDY and not let your kids do what ever they want. Trust me this idiot sitting on the counter in this picture is too stupid to make most decisions for himself, mom is too stupid to make a good one herself either.
Think about it for one second and you see why there are HEALTH CODES against allowing people to sit their kids on a food serving area countertop! NO, I DON’T WANT YOUR KID ON THE BANK COUNTERTOP EITHER. I don’t want to get seriously ill because you are a moron and a POOR PARENT.
THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN JUSTIFY IT. YOU ARE AN IDIOT, the lady in this picture is a total idiot.
Money is dirty? Hands are dirty? I DON’T WANT TO HEAR EXCUSES!!! In no way fashion or form can you convince me that your child’s BOTTOM or HANDS are cleaner than my hands or even the person behind the counter’s hands (They have requirements to wash theirs on a regular basis. I bet your child doesn’t)
If they served the food (Even on a tray) on the floor would you go there? How about a clean looking BATHROOM FLOOR?? I didn’t think so. Guess what, sometimes if you order just one single item they set the box or cup on the countertop.
The lady comment on the purses being nasty, yeah some are, depends on the person. My wife does not carry a 100 lb bag and never sits it on the floor. nor does she carry a purse in there she has a wallet to avoid carrying it. I rather not see an item of unknown whereabouts on any counter really.
Liz, how about next time you go to a fast food place I come with you and set my nasty gym shoes right next to your big mac? If you can prove that my shoes are nastier (They are stinky but the bottoms are probability pretty clean) than your kids hands and bottom then you win this argument.
The more you comment to more we see how ignorant you really are.
i worked in fast food and it is gross and kids touch the screen roll around and act like animals, control your kids its not that hard. they dont need to sit on the counter they can hold your hand or your shirt on sit down in a booth, grow up and be a parent enforce rules, no one wants your rugrats dirty ass on the counter next to their food,
I think sitting your child’s dirty ass on the counter is really disgusting! Keep your child in your arms or beside you! Fast food counters and Kitchen counters are made for preparing food or eating food. Keep the counters clean! Don’t you have any manners!?!? You or your children don’t!..That’s fucking disgusting!! sorry for my language but it’s true! That goes for tables too.. PEOPLE AT TABLES! THEY DON’T SIT ON TABLES! EAT EAT EAT..!!! NO SITTING ON COUNTERS OR TABLES. WITH YOUR DIRTY ASSES! THATS SICK. YOUR ALL SICK .. WHOEVER DOES THAT IS SICK.
@Viper….couldn’t agree with you more!!
I work at a taco bell, I caught a lady changing her kids diaper on the counter when i came in from break one day. Everyone else was in the back so no one noticed. It was disgusting.
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Get you retarded kid off the counter you whore
I don’t get it. His arse is not on the counter, only the seat of his pants. It’s just cloth, people… just like the sleeves on your shirt. Get a grip.
Like I always say, people are pigs, and people are idiots. What moron thinks that’s an ok place to sit their nasty kid down? If you’re such a lousy parent that you can’t make your kid stand next to you, or sit them in a seat nearby, then you don’t need to be there.
Fckng dumbass.
That kids looks like he’d shit his pants just to get attention.
Why is everyone yelling about this? (on either sides of the debate) Calling the last person who disagreed with you an idiot and WRITING IN ALL CAPS is not making your argument sound any better, and bad language just makes you sound as though your too illiterate to know any other words… “idiots”? “pigs”? “Bottomfeeder.”? Who put YOU on a pedestal high enough to be deemed worthy of calling others such things?…
^ “you’re” , before anyone calls me on it…