10.07.

Dirty Playground

McDONALD’S is investigating claims a two-year-old girl was found chewing on a used condom she picked up in a playground at the fast food chain’s restaurant in Geraldton, Australia

A company spokeswoman said a complaint made by the girl’s father was being treated “very seriously”.

She said cleanliness and safety were the company’s top priorities, with the shift manager required to make half-hourly duty checks on all areas of the restaurant, including the dining room, rest rooms and playground, she said.

The toddler’s father said he was having lunch inside the restaurant when his daughter walked in with a used condom in her mouth.

The man said he washed the girl’s hands and mouth with soap and would continue to monitor her health.

He said when he had showed the condom to a junior manager at the McDonald’s outlet, he was informed it was the second one found in the playground that day.


12 Responses so far.


  1. bitchy the dwarf says:

    lots of girls nibble on used condoms when their daddies aren’t watching. She’s just practicing for when she gets older 😉

  2. Melissa says:

    this report now has a second part. Teenage schoolgirls came forward and said they had put the condom there as a joke

  3. Mike says:

    It was left over packaging from the Happy Meal for Older Girls edition.

  4. Scott says:

    Oh gross. But that’s what everyone gets and kinda deserves for focusing everyone’s attention on “teh gays” for over 50 years when they should have been looking out for the perverts and pedophiles (which can be either straight or gay) like whoever’s behind this.

  5. Kendall says:

    This was the second one they found? And they do half-hour checks? Someone must be very oblivious…that’s nasty. I hope that turned the girl off to the taste of the “special sauce” inside the condom so she won’t turn into a slut when she grows up.

  6. Lady Anne says:

    Isn’t there some sort of height (what’s the opposite of height? Shortness?) limit on the size of the people who can go onto the play ground? You’d think two adults crawling under the gate would be pretty obvious.

  7. Scott says:

    2 All beef patties, ‘special sauce’, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame buns. Can anyone else find the other hidden meanings in this old jingle?

  8. Dr. Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff says:

    Why was the two year old left unattended? That doesn’t make the fact that there was a condom there okay, but still; it’s a valid question.

  9. blueknight1st says:

    This is a very good reason why playgrounds should be banned at all fast food restaurants in all countries.

  10. Eww says:

    Why would someone wanna have sex in McDonalds anyway??

  11. Green Goddess says:

    pervs want to have sex anywhere they are out of eyesight and some want to have it in front of people. i could see how something like that could happen. parents need to be held accountable for watching their children. that is sick, disgusting and no words can cover how gross this is. a two year old? really !

  12. wtf says:

    They’re all small mans size too.

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